Poor eyesight means you have to wear glasses or specks. Wearing as well as not wearing glasses has its own problems. Sometimes you cannot see because you are not wearing glasses. And, there are occasions when you cannot see because of the glasses. Sometimes I hate wearing glasses.
Drinking can be fun (for a lot of people) and funny drinking quotes can be even funnier (this doesn’t even make sense). Man, am I drunk???
Chemistry is a mystery for a lot of people. Do you remember having such a weird conversation in the loo during your chemistry test? If you don’t get the joke refer to the Periodic Table.
The next time you want someone to burn in hell, do not curse. Follow a two-step process to actually make them burn in hell. Damn funny.
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
When Spiderman came to India.
Mission: Go to GAP, buy a pair of jeans. See how a boy and girl do it differently.
Not everyday you see a guy pop out of a panda’s bottom.
I’ll love you forever and ever until something better comes along or I get bored.
Well, I’d love to stay and chat but you are a total bitch.
I don’t know what to do and I ended up doing nothing.
Latest Sony Ericsson scanner. Some crazy guy invented this awesome Sony scanner.
What really happens when I go out for a drink?
Charlie Sheen’s latest halloween costume.