Guy’s cruising down the highway way over the speed limit. Cop pulls him over. “Sorry officer, guess the speedometer got away from me. Happens every time I get hammered and try to drive home.” “What?! You’re intoxicated?” “Well I needed a stiff drink after I shot …
Hmm, this deer poop tastes like chocolate!
One for the vegetarian visitors. Revenge of the cows!
Now you see them, now you don’t. Classic bait and switch jokes from our friends at Just for Laughs. http://gags.justforlaughs.com/
Tim Hawkins on rock stars acting their age. Tim pokes fun at the Village People, Eric Clapton, Tom Petty, The Who, …
Grandpa can park my car any day!
Will she believe him?
It’s a dog eat dog world, unless you’re getting pranked.
Dogs get blamed for everything! From FunnyMemes.com
The ol’ water monster trick. Gets them every time!
An Atlanta lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field …
Eat your vegetables or you won’t get any dessert, young man!
The funniest bloopers from game shows, EVAH!